I was using lotion to massage my wife’s back and it got smeared all over her cat face tattoo. I laughed and said “your cat looks like it’s been bukkaked” to my wife. She just started laughing. She said that she just loved how funny it sounded.Well the next day she comes home from work and says “well that was bukkake” and starts laughing again. I said “Wow I never would have thought that a porn term would crack you up so much”. All of a sudden she stopped laughing, got quiet and said “What!”. So, I repeated myself and added “You did know that right?”. She slowly replied “No, I didn’t. What does it mean?”. After I explained it’s meaning, she looked mortified. After about a minute she said “All day, at work, if I saw someone doing something funny or struggling, I would say ‘what the bukkake is going on here’ or something like that. Everyone would start to chuckle and some would get wide eyed.”She is now known as bukkake lady at work. via /r/funny
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