We celebrated 14 years of marriage and had a nice quiet night at home. As most anniversaries do, it ended with some sexy time. I thoroughly enjoyed myself and thought my wife did as well. After, she went to the bathroom and was moving around the house. I stayed in bed and put on our favorite show. My wife came back towards the bedroom and before she even entered she declared "that was a disappointment". My heart sank and nervously looked in her direction as she followed up..."we are out of fudgsicles". Apparently, our 14 year anniversary was ruined due to us not having fudgsicles. At least it was not due to my performance. via /r/funny
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